Top Ten Ways to Know You are Getting Older
Late last evening I was bored and so alleviate some boredom, I sat thinking of ways a woman can know she's aging. Some of these things have happened to me, and some to friends. So, here is my list that I composed..enjoy, it is meant to be funny.
10.You know you are getting older, when your new doctor is younger than you.
9. You stop by the cosmetics department to purchase the same brand of make-up you have always used, when the clerk says, "We have a wonderful new line for the more mature skin."
8. The grocery boy at the supermarket asks if he can carry your one bag to the car, and you know any 5 year old could carry it.
7. You walk to the mailbox to post a letter, when the new neighbor's child calls out, "Hi, Grandma."
6. You are Christmas shopping for your children and the twenty-something young lady checking you out says, "Oh, buying for the grand kids, I see."
5. You go to the movies and are asked, "Would you like the senior ticket?"
4. You walk into Walmart with your youngest child and the greeter, whom you are certain is older than your mother says, "Would you like a sticker for your grandson?"
3. You are visiting a new church, and the usher tells you that the seniors meet in the basement.
2. You go to the mall and a guard says, "We do have walkers to rent, for your connivance."
1. You can no longer flush the toilet in a public restroom with your foot.
10.You know you are getting older, when your new doctor is younger than you.
9. You stop by the cosmetics department to purchase the same brand of make-up you have always used, when the clerk says, "We have a wonderful new line for the more mature skin."
8. The grocery boy at the supermarket asks if he can carry your one bag to the car, and you know any 5 year old could carry it.
7. You walk to the mailbox to post a letter, when the new neighbor's child calls out, "Hi, Grandma."
6. You are Christmas shopping for your children and the twenty-something young lady checking you out says, "Oh, buying for the grand kids, I see."
5. You go to the movies and are asked, "Would you like the senior ticket?"
4. You walk into Walmart with your youngest child and the greeter, whom you are certain is older than your mother says, "Would you like a sticker for your grandson?"
3. You are visiting a new church, and the usher tells you that the seniors meet in the basement.
2. You go to the mall and a guard says, "We do have walkers to rent, for your connivance."
1. You can no longer flush the toilet in a public restroom with your foot.
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